Posts Tagged ‘1 train’
Friday, July 23rd, 2010
Gargamel Would Be Proud
Christopher S. Writes – “Bulky Old Papa Smurf Hog. Grandpa needed a whopping THREE seats to rest his mass on a packed downtown 1 train. I might have let it slide (respect your elder hogs, kids) but then a woman very politely said, “Excuse me,” and nodded to the two extra seats he was slopped over. Rather than move, he grumbled, “I’m getting off at the next stop.” AND THEN HE DIDN’T. Of course, in my effort to step back so I could get a full perspective shot, I smashed my bag into some guy’s face. So.”
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Rating: 9.7/10 (45 votes cast)
Tags: 1 train, Dishonest Individual, downtown 1 train, Idiot, Large Man, MTS, new york city, nyc, Papa Smurf In NYC, Papap Smurf, respect your elders, seat hogs, seathog, smash face, Smurf City, Smurfs In The City, subway, Three Seats
Posted in Improper Spacing, Legroom/Armroom Hogs, New York City, Trains/Subways | 4 Comments »
Monday, May 31st, 2010
This Is Not Acceptable Behavior In Polite Society
Christopher S. Writes – “Everybody’s rushing to get somewhere on Friday afternoon. This 1 train was headed to Penn Station, where I figured the guy on the left was rushing to the train to the beach. He had a tote bag on his lap with a dog in it, and several other grocery and shopping bags under his seat. That’s singular – ONE seat for a human, a canine, and a ton of other shit. The guy on the right was probably rushing to get home before sundown, when he wouldn’t be able to use his precious handheld anymore. Or he needed to rush home before one of those seriously strained buttons around his belly had a blowout. Either way, he really needed an armrest for his can of Coke, so he had no choice but to hog that one empty seat in the car for his messenger bag. That’s OK, no one really wants to rest their weary carcass at the end of a long week.”
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Rating: 9.7/10 (44 votes cast)
Tags: 1 train, Before Sundown, devout jew, Dog On Subway, dog on train, going to beach, Orthadox Man, penn station, precious handheld, seat hog, ton of shit, tote bag, weary carcass, Yarmacle
Posted in Bags/Belongings on Seats, Legroom/Armroom Hogs, New York City, Trains/Subways | No Comments »
Monday, May 10th, 2010
Bumbling Buffoon Blocks Out Bystanders
Christopher s. Writes – “Hog on the 1. Butterfly + backpack + noisy mp3 player + handheld game = obnoxious two-seater hog on the morning rush hour downtown 1 train. I’m sorry he didn’t miss his stop at Columbus Circle. He was so comfy in his hog pit that he had to push through the crowd to make it before the doors closed. And of course, he had no problem with the pushing.”
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Rating: 10.0/10 (20 votes cast)
Tags: 1 train, buffoon, bumblefuck, bumpling buffoon, d'oh, homer simpron, homer simpson as a young man, kid homer simpson, noisy mp3 player, obnoxious, teenage homer simpson, young homer simpson
Posted in Improper Spacing, Legroom/Armroom Hogs, New York City, Trains/Subways | No Comments »
Wednesday, October 21st, 2009
Egomaniac Partitions Off Seats With Unusually Tall Thin Luggage
AnimalMan Writes – “This woman acted like nothing was amiss while she Hogged a seat with her unusually shaped luggage.”
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Rating: 7.2/10 (41 votes cast)
Tags: 1 train, aware, emergency, etiquette, evacuation information, fence in, hog, hogging, land grab, landgrab, luggage, manhattan, new york, ny, nyc, oblivious, portfolio, rude, seal off, seat hog, seathog, subway, train, usurp
Posted in Blocking Seats, Legroom/Armroom Hogs, New York City, Trains/Subways | 1 Comment »
Tuesday, October 20th, 2009
Rude Man Ignores Jonas Brothers Ad and Hogs Seats
Rude Man Hogs Corner Seats On NYC Subway
AnimalMan Writes – “Another rude fellow caught Hogging Seats on the New York City Subway. It might look like he is sitting in a one-seater but no, check out the reflection. In this all-too-common move, this rude man spreads out his legs and buries his face in his mobile device in order to avoid eye contact with the other people staring at him.”
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Rating: 6.8/10 (45 votes cast)
Tags: 1 line, 1 train, asshole, blackberry, cell phone, cellphone, concert, hog, hogging, hogs, jonas brothers, man, manhattan, mobile device, mta, new york, nyc, rude, seat, seats, selfish, subway, train
Posted in Legroom/Armroom Hogs, New York City, Trains/Subways | 2 Comments »
Sunday, October 18th, 2009
Even The Yankees Fans Were Horrified By This Man's Behavior
Selfish Man Hogs Seat with Knees and Laundry Cart
AnimalMan Writes – “This inconsiderate man displayed extreme selfishness by spreading his legs and blocking the adjacent seat with his body and laundry cart. And like many SeatHogs, this man was looking down pretending not to notice the people around him standing.”
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Rating: 8.3/10 (50 votes cast)
Tags: 1 train, asshole, fans, hog, hogging seats, horrified, horror, inconsiderate, man, mta, seat, seat hog, selfish, shitbomb, subway, tall, uptown, yankees
Posted in Blocking Seats, Legroom/Armroom Hogs, New York City, Trains/Subways | 3 Comments »
