Posts Tagged ‘hogging seats’

“The Thinker” Ponders Her Unscrupulous Ways

Monday, July 26th, 2010
Deep In Thought, This Woman Realizes ... Nothing

Deep In Thought, This Woman Realizes ... Nothing


Francine T. Writes – “On the J to Bklyn Old lady sits right in the middle of the bench and looks the other way in avoidance of the others she is inconveniencing”
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Rush Hour Rascal Ruins DC Commute

Wednesday, July 21st, 2010
Rush Hour, Feet on Seat, Major Hogging Going On

Rush Hour, Feet on Seat, Major Hogging Going On


Teresa F. Writes – “Friday morning rush hour in Washington DC”
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Pink SeatHog Acts Looney On The Muni

Tuesday, July 6th, 2010
Pretty In Pink Princess Reclines On Her Imperial Thronechair

Pretty In Pink Princess Reclines On Her Imperial Thronechair


Ariel S. Writes – “Evening commute on SF Muni’s T-Line. Got enough room there for those hairy legs?”
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Three For Two Deal On Subway Seats

Tuesday, May 25th, 2010
These Two Most Likely Hog Parking Spots As Well

These Two Most Likely Hog Parking Spots As Well


Christopher S. Writes – “I was trying to get a shot of the chick with the shiny silver Lady Gaga bag and pink Chuck Taylor’s. She walked onto this uptown 1 car and parked the crack of her considerable ass directly on the ridge between two seats. Can that feel good? Maybe it’s different for girls. With one cheek on yellow and one on orange – and I’ve gotta say, she did her best to fill them – she was ready for a game of butt Twister. No sooner was she in focus than the guy with the revoltingly filthy duffle bag flopped down onto the two spots next to her. Notice he didn’t go for the direct hit between seats, but the spread of his sexy gray acid-washed jeans bought him the real estate anyway.”
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Seat Hog Sits Astride The Raised Divider

Saturday, May 22nd, 2010
Wishbone Stance Causes Others To Stand

Wishbone Stance Causes Others To Stand


Terry H Writes – “I had a seat but other folks were left with no seat and this person placed his butt on the bump between two seats. Why? There was room for him and another person to sit.”
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Meditative Seat Hog At Peace With His Behavior

Tuesday, May 4th, 2010
Yogic Seat Hog Practices The "Sitting Douchebag" Position

Yogic Seat Hog Practices The "Sitting Douchebag" Position


AnimalMan Writes – Just as we pulled into a semi-crowded station, this self-interested individual closed his eyes to avoid dealing with other commuters seeking available seats. I stood the whole time watching as 4 people passed by in disgust and proceeded to try their luck in the next car. Multiple people stood many of which looked exhausted after a long day of work.
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Miserly Seat Hog With Fancy Watch Hogs Window Seat

Saturday, May 1st, 2010
SeatHog Punches Self In Face For Bad Behavior

SeatHog Punches Self In Face For Bad Behavior


Jox R. Writes – “This little piggy sat in the middle seat while his bag took the highly-coveted window seat on the Metro North today. Lucky, lucky bag. Sure wish I had a place to sit…”
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Hooded Seat Hog Plays Pink Gameboy During Butterfly Stretch

Wednesday, April 28th, 2010
Pokeman Bubbles Video Game Excites Dishonorable Bench Hog

Pokeman Bubbles Video Game Excites Dishonorable Bench Hog

Tracy S. Writes – “On the C train heading uptown.  I have a motto for seat hogs like this: “The wider the spread, the smaller the head.” This seat hog was oblivious to the couple with a stroller standing just out of frame.”

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Uppity Lady With Updo Secures Waiting Seat For Knockoff Bag

Wednesday, April 28th, 2010
Pretentious Passenger Puts Purse Past Partition

Pretentious Passenger Plops Purse Past Partition

Jox R. Writes – “This beehive loving seathog decided her purse was more important than my behind this morning while at the Stamford train station.”
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Freeballing Lowlife With Low Jeans Nauseates Subway Riders

Thursday, April 22nd, 2010
Freeballing Lowlife With Low Jeans Nauseates Subway Riders

Appalled Commuter's Gag Reflex Triggered Upon Seeing Ass

Fudd Writes – “Not sure if this constitutes a seat hog, but no one wanted to sit anywhere near this guy.  Take a close look.  I was on uptown B train.”

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