Posts Tagged ‘hogging seats’
Monday, July 26th, 2010

Deep In Thought, This Woman Realizes ... Nothing

Francine T. Writes – “On the J to Bklyn Old lady sits right in the middle of the bench and looks the other way in avoidance of the others she is inconveniencing”
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Rating: 8.7/10 (31 votes cast)
Tags: against the rules, avoidance, avoids others, code of conduct, hogging seats, j train, mta, nyc, realizes nothing, seat hog, seat hogs, seathog, seathogs, selfish bitch, selfish crone, the thinker, unscrupulous ways
Posted in Improper Spacing, New York City, Trains/Subways | 2 Comments »
Wednesday, July 21st, 2010

Rush Hour, Feet on Seat, Major Hogging Going On

Teresa F. Writes – “Friday morning rush hour in Washington DC”
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Rating: 9.9/10 (110 votes cast)
Tags: DC, DC Metro, Feet on Seat, hogging seats, seat hogs, seathogs, Washington DC, Washington Post
Posted in Bags/Belongings on Seats, Defiling Seats, Feet on Seat, Lying/Sleeping on Seats, Trains/Subways, Washington DC | 10 Comments »
Tuesday, July 6th, 2010

Pretty In Pink Princess Reclines On Her Imperial Thronechair

Ariel S. Writes – “Evening commute on SF Muni’s T-Line. Got enough room there for those hairy legs?”
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Rating: 9.5/10 (157 votes cast)
Tags: Feet on Seat, hogging seats, imperial throne, imperial thronechair, MUNI, muni train, photo, pink princess, pretty in pink, pretty pink princess, pretty princess, san francisco, sanfran, seat hog, seathog, simply horrifying, t, t muni, t-line, throne chair, thronechair, train
Posted in Defiling Seats, Feet on Seat, Improper Spacing, San Francisco, Trains/Subways | 3 Comments »
Tuesday, May 25th, 2010

These Two Most Likely Hog Parking Spots As Well

Christopher S. Writes – “I was trying to get a shot of the chick with the shiny silver Lady Gaga bag and pink Chuck Taylor’s. She walked onto this uptown 1 car and parked the crack of her considerable ass directly on the ridge between two seats. Can that feel good? Maybe it’s different for girls. With one cheek on yellow and one on orange – and I’ve gotta say, she did her best to fill them – she was ready for a game of butt Twister. No sooner was she in focus than the guy with the revoltingly filthy duffle bag flopped down onto the two spots next to her. Notice he didn’t go for the direct hit between seats, but the spread of his sexy gray acid-washed jeans bought him the real estate anyway.”
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Rating: 8.9/10 (36 votes cast)
Tags: Butt Twister, Chuck Taylor, Chuck Taylor's, Considerable Ass, hogging seats, Improper Spacing, Lady Gaga Bag, seat hogs, Seat Ridge, subway, uptown 1, Uptown 1 Train
Posted in Improper Spacing, Legroom/Armroom Hogs, New York City, Trains/Subways | No Comments »
Saturday, May 22nd, 2010

Wishbone Stance Causes Others To Stand

Terry H Writes – “I had a seat but other folks were left with no seat and this person placed his butt on the bump between two seats. Why? There was room for him and another person to sit.”
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Rating: 9.7/10 (14 votes cast)
Tags: astride, hogging seats, mta, new york, sat on bump, seat hog, seat hogger, sit on bump, sits on bump, sitting astride, sitting on bump, straddling, straddling seats, wishbone stance
Posted in Improper Spacing, Legroom/Armroom Hogs, New York City, Trains/Subways | No Comments »
Tuesday, May 4th, 2010

Yogic Seat Hog Practices The "Sitting Douchebag" Position

AnimalMan Writes – Just as we pulled into a semi-crowded station, this self-interested individual closed his eyes to avoid dealing with other commuters seeking available seats. I stood the whole time watching as 4 people passed by in disgust and proceeded to try their luck in the next car. Multiple people stood many of which looked exhausted after a long day of work.
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Rating: 9.2/10 (25 votes cast)
Tags: hogging seats, man sitter, man sitting, manhattan, mansitter, mansitting, mta, nyc, seat hog, seat hogger, subway, subway etiquette, v sitting, wide leg, wide legs, wishbone stance, yoga in public, yoga on subway, yoga on train
Posted in Legroom/Armroom Hogs, New York City, Trains/Subways | 1 Comment »
Saturday, May 1st, 2010

SeatHog Punches Self In Face For Bad Behavior

Jox R. Writes – “This little piggy sat in the middle seat while his bag took the highly-coveted window seat on the Metro North today. Lucky, lucky bag. Sure wish I had a place to sit…”
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Rating: 9.8/10 (23 votes cast)
Tags: bad train behavior, hogging seats, ipod on train, lucky bag, metro north, metro north etiquette, miserable man, miserly man, no place to sit, screw this guy, selfish man, selfish man on train, selfish train passenger
Posted in Bags/Belongings on Seats, Connecticut, Trains/Subways | No Comments »
Wednesday, April 28th, 2010

Pokeman Bubbles Video Game Excites Dishonorable Bench Hog

Tracy S. Writes – “On the C train heading uptown. I have a motto for seat hogs like this: “The wider the spread, the smaller the head.” This seat hog was oblivious to the couple with a stroller standing just out of frame.”
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Rating: 9.2/10 (25 votes cast)
Tags: butterfly stretch, c train, game boy subway, game boy train, hogging seats, hooded man, man playing pink game boy, man playing pokeman, man plays game boy, mta, new york, pink game boy, rude man, rude seat hog, stretching legs, Uptown C Train, yoga stretch
Posted in Legroom/Armroom Hogs, New York City, Trains/Subways | 2 Comments »
Wednesday, April 28th, 2010

Pretentious Passenger Plops Purse Past Partition
Jox R. Writes – “This beehive loving seathog decided her purse was more important than my behind this morning while at the Stamford train station.”
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Rating: 9.9/10 (34 votes cast)
Tags: beehive hair, beehive hairdo, black knockoff bag, Connecticut, connecticut commuter, ct, hogging seats, knockoff bag, pretentious lady, pretentious woman, updo hair, woman with beehive, woman with updo
Posted in Bags/Belongings on Seats, Connecticut, Waiting Areas | 6 Comments »
Thursday, April 22nd, 2010

Appalled Commuter's Gag Reflex Triggered Upon Seeing Ass
Fudd Writes – “Not sure if this constitutes a seat hog, but no one wanted to sit anywhere near this guy. Take a close look. I was on uptown B train.”
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Rating: 9.1/10 (34 votes cast)
Tags: ass on seat, B train, bare ass, bare ass on seat, freeball, freeballing, hogging seats, jeans too low, low jeans, lowlife, mta, no underwear, nudist, rocking low jeans, seat hog, seat hogs, shit on seat, subway, uptown b train
Posted in Defiling Seats, New York City, Outrageous Behavior, Trains/Subways | No Comments »