Posts Tagged ‘mta’

“The Thinker” Ponders Her Unscrupulous Ways

Monday, July 26th, 2010
Deep In Thought, This Woman Realizes ... Nothing

Deep In Thought, This Woman Realizes ... Nothing


Francine T. Writes – “On the J to Bklyn Old lady sits right in the middle of the bench and looks the other way in avoidance of the others she is inconveniencing”
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SeatHog Family Stiffs Old Man With Cane

Tuesday, July 20th, 2010
Important Chicken Wing Video Game Posture Takes Precedence

Important Chicken Wing Video Game Posture Takes Precedence


Nick L. Writes – “6 Train from 42nd to 125th 6PM. This mother son duo never flinched even when an elderly man with a cane walked by. Grandma must be so proud.”
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How To Deal With A Drunken SeatHog

Thursday, July 1st, 2010
Step 1 - Kick Them

Step 1 - Kick Them


Step 2 - Sleep Next To Them

Step 2 - Sleep Next To Them


Bahgee Writes – “E train PM rush hour. This is classic! I was sitting in this 2 seater when this guy reeking of beer walks in and sits next to me. He soon starts to nod off on me and I escape to the other side to get a good pic of him in the classic drunk hog pose. Just when I didn’t think it could get any better, this seemingly normal guy gets on the train and inexplicably kicks the drunk hog awake and takes a seat next to him. Within a few minutes, they were both knocked out in this classic pose!”

AnimalMan Writes – “Fantastic sequence.”
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Zombieland SeatHog Dirties Hand On Seat

Monday, June 28th, 2010
He's not too big to share.  Plenty of room for another person.

He's not too big to share. Plenty of room for another person.


Esther S. Writes – “I took this picture on June 9th at about 7pm on the F train. The train was full as it was rush hour and he just sat there watching people stand :(
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The Seat Nazi – “No Seat For You”

Wednesday, June 23rd, 2010
That Seat Is Not Available Because He Is Better Than You

That Seat Is Not Available Because He Is Better Than You


Steph Writes – “This dude took up 2 seats on a very crowded S79 bus ….because hes better than everyone else.”

AnimalMan Writes – “Yes … yes he is.”
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Birthday Girl Celebrates By Hogging Seat

Monday, June 21st, 2010
Subway Woman Incubates Frozen Cake On Seat

Subway Woman Incubates Frozen Cake On Seat


Sullen Girl Writes – “CAKE BOX OVERWORKED AND TIRED…GETS DESIRED POLE SEAT ON RUSH HOUR 2 TRAIN. During evening rush on the 2 train, with assorted customers standing and looking for seats, this ladyhog gave up some precious real estate to her generic, 32-slice, C-Town birthday cake. Apparently, the 4-day-old icing was still frozen solid, necessitating her having to use her adjacent thigh and draped arm to warm it back to edible status. I hope they got the spelling right on top of the cake this year…it’s S-E-A-T-H-O-G.”
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Elderly Denied Priority Seats By Egocentric Man

Sunday, June 20th, 2010
Old People Play Second Fiddle To Young Person's Bag

Old People Play Second Fiddle To Young Person's Bag


Heata from Queens Writes – “This seat hog was riding a packed Q69 near Queensbridge and 21st St in Long Island City. He was not a large person, he just took up 3 seats. As elderly people entered the bus he pretended to not see them.”
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Veiny-Armed Man Denied Seat By Metro-Sleeper

Friday, June 18th, 2010
Even A Tiny Person Would Have To Move His Garbage

Even A Tiny Person Would Have To Move His Garbage


Peter M. Writes – “I saw this considerate student on a crowded uptown 3 train this afternoon. So what if others had to stand? As long as he and his freebie newspaper were comfortable, that’s all that matters.”
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Rosa Parks’ Nephew Claims Seats Up Front

Tuesday, June 15th, 2010
SeatHog Forces Others To Get To The Back Of The Bus

SeatHog Forces Others To Get To The Back Of The Bus


Seathog Watcher Writes – “Taken on the N24 bus on Long Island, NY. Two Seats For the Price of One. There were a few empty seats at the time but there were more people running from the subway to catch the bus and as they got on they looked at the seat with the bag on it and went on further down the bus.”
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SeatHog With Stetson Hat Pesters Neighbors

Friday, June 4th, 2010
Brokeback SeatHog's Beaudacious Butterfly Stretch

Brokeback SeatHog's Beaudacious Butterfly Stretch


Steph Writes – “This is from May 17 (rush hour evening commute….manhattan bound N train. This guy is a double offender. Playing his blackberry music loud no head phones playing bad music and he must have giant balls to have to sit like that the train was packed….He was annoying people and getting off on it cause he kept getting in peoples faces asking “IS my music annoying you?” This went on for a good 15-20 mins caught a video of this as well.”
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