Gold Plated Knees Exhibited In Orange Display Case
Knickerbocker Writes – “While traveling on the R train to Manhattan, this seathog was totally obvlivious to anyone else but his own comfort.”
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Deep In Thought, This Woman Realizes ... Nothing
Francine T. Writes – “On the J to Bklyn Old lady sits right in the middle of the bench and looks the other way in avoidance of the others she is inconveniencing”
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Gargamel Would Be Proud
Christopher S. Writes – “Bulky Old Papa Smurf Hog. Grandpa needed a whopping THREE seats to rest his mass on a packed downtown 1 train. I might have let it slide (respect your elder hogs, kids) but then a woman very politely said, “Excuse me,” and nodded to the two extra seats he was slopped over. Rather than move, he grumbled, “I’m getting off at the next stop.” AND THEN HE DIDN’T. Of course, in my effort to step back so I could get a full perspective shot, I smashed my bag into some guy’s face. So.”
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Step 1 - Kick Them
Step 2 - Sleep Next To Them
Bahgee Writes – “E train PM rush hour. This is classic! I was sitting in this 2 seater when this guy reeking of beer walks in and sits next to me. He soon starts to nod off on me and I escape to the other side to get a good pic of him in the classic drunk hog pose. Just when I didn’t think it could get any better, this seemingly normal guy gets on the train and inexplicably kicks the drunk hog awake and takes a seat next to him. Within a few minutes, they were both knocked out in this classic pose!”
AnimalMan Writes – “Fantastic sequence.”
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That Seat Is Not Available Because He Is Better Than You
Steph Writes – “This dude took up 2 seats on a very crowded S79 bus ….because hes better than everyone else.”
AnimalMan Writes – “Yes … yes he is.”
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Subway Woman Incubates Frozen Cake On Seat
Sullen Girl Writes – “CAKE BOX OVERWORKED AND TIRED…GETS DESIRED POLE SEAT ON RUSH HOUR 2 TRAIN. During evening rush on the 2 train, with assorted customers standing and looking for seats, this ladyhog gave up some precious real estate to her generic, 32-slice, C-Town birthday cake. Apparently, the 4-day-old icing was still frozen solid, necessitating her having to use her adjacent thigh and draped arm to warm it back to edible status. I hope they got the spelling right on top of the cake this year…it’s S-E-A-T-H-O-G.”
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Even A Tiny Person Would Have To Move His Garbage
Peter M. Writes – “I saw this considerate student on a crowded uptown 3 train this afternoon. So what if others had to stand? As long as he and his freebie newspaper were comfortable, that’s all that matters.”
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LR Writes – “Uptown 2. Sure, it wasn’t even 6.30 AM, and most people would have preferred to be in their beds but would have taken a hard plastic seat as an inadequate substitute… but these guys had to stretch out while other people stood and watched.”
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Highschool Kids Were About To Dissect This Fetal Pig
Veronica P. Writes – “I’m pretty sure he wasn’t homeless, just cozy … it was on a crowded, rather warm 4 train around 10:30 pm coming from the bronx. The man sitting near him seemed brave, but somewhat confused.”
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The Score -- Wise Old SeatHog: 2 Seatless Passengers: 0
Kathie Writes – “Okay, the old couple is being squished, but then the old man joins in!! It was a rush hour train, one guy walked past 2x to try to find a seat, I think making a hint. There were people standing as this was a train on Friday night, about 7:30.”
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