Posts Tagged ‘seat hogs’
Wednesday, September 8th, 2010
DC Metro Rider Fails Open Book Test On Subway Etiquette
Red Line Red Writes – “Book Learnin’ Trumps Civility on the DC Red Line.
Taken during the morning rush-hour on DC’s Red Line. True to DC’s well-deserved title as the Narcissists’ Mecca, this seat hog is so eager to read the latest insider biography (or is that a Bible?) that she couldn’t be bothered to notice that the passenger standing beside her could use a seat more than her tote bag. (I would have taken another shot at the following stop, but the wall of people who had to stand around her and her bag was too dense.”
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Rating: 9.9/10 (8 votes cast)
Tags: bag on seat, DC Metro, dcmetro, seat hog, seat hogs, seathog, seathogs.com, shall not share, shalt not, shalt not share, thou shall not, thou shalt not, Washington DC
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Monday, July 26th, 2010
Deep In Thought, This Woman Realizes ... Nothing
Francine T. Writes – “On the J to Bklyn Old lady sits right in the middle of the bench and looks the other way in avoidance of the others she is inconveniencing”
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Rating: 8.7/10 (31 votes cast)
Tags: against the rules, avoidance, avoids others, code of conduct, hogging seats, j train, mta, nyc, realizes nothing, seat hog, seat hogs, seathog, seathogs, selfish bitch, selfish crone, the thinker, unscrupulous ways
Posted in Improper Spacing, New York City, Trains/Subways | 2 Comments »
Friday, July 23rd, 2010
Gargamel Would Be Proud
Christopher S. Writes – “Bulky Old Papa Smurf Hog. Grandpa needed a whopping THREE seats to rest his mass on a packed downtown 1 train. I might have let it slide (respect your elder hogs, kids) but then a woman very politely said, “Excuse me,” and nodded to the two extra seats he was slopped over. Rather than move, he grumbled, “I’m getting off at the next stop.” AND THEN HE DIDN’T. Of course, in my effort to step back so I could get a full perspective shot, I smashed my bag into some guy’s face. So.”
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Rating: 9.7/10 (47 votes cast)
Tags: 1 train, Dishonest Individual, downtown 1 train, Idiot, Large Man, MTS, new york city, nyc, Papa Smurf In NYC, Papap Smurf, respect your elders, seat hogs, seathog, smash face, Smurf City, Smurfs In The City, subway, Three Seats
Posted in Improper Spacing, Legroom/Armroom Hogs, New York City, Trains/Subways | 4 Comments »
Wednesday, July 21st, 2010
Rush Hour, Feet on Seat, Major Hogging Going On
Teresa F. Writes – “Friday morning rush hour in Washington DC”
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Rating: 9.9/10 (110 votes cast)
Tags: DC, DC Metro, Feet on Seat, hogging seats, seat hogs, seathogs, Washington DC, Washington Post
Posted in Bags/Belongings on Seats, Defiling Seats, Feet on Seat, Lying/Sleeping on Seats, Trains/Subways, Washington DC | 10 Comments »
Tuesday, July 20th, 2010
Important Chicken Wing Video Game Posture Takes Precedence
Nick L. Writes – “6 Train from 42nd to 125th 6PM. This mother son duo never flinched even when an elderly man with a cane walked by. Grandma must be so proud.”
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Rating: 8.9/10 (88 votes cast)
Tags: chicken wind posture, chicken wing stance, elderly man, elderly man with cane, grand central, grand central station, mta, proud grandma, seat hog, seat hogs
Posted in Bags/Belongings on Seats, New York City, Trains/Subways | 2 Comments »
Monday, July 19th, 2010
Get out the battering ram, we're going in.
Submitted by John S.
AnimalMan Writes – “Hey, DC Metro Riders, thanks for answering the call, we look forward to more Metro Madness in the coming days and weeks. This woman built a fortress around herself. Looks like another guy was standing too.”
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Rating: 5.5/10 (168 votes cast)
Tags: DC Metro, Metro Queen, queen of the train, seat hog, seat hogs, seathogs, seathogs.com, unacceptable behavior, urban fortress, Washington DC
Posted in Bags/Belongings on Seats, Blocking Seats, Trains/Subways, Washington DC | 30 Comments »
Monday, July 19th, 2010
SeatHog Sprawls Lacrosse Three Seats At Airport
Peter M. Writes – LaGuardia Airport. Another SRO occasion as we waited for a packed flight. Perhaps after a tough game of lacrosse, our hog had no problem taking a nap across three seats. But we don’t mind, right? As long as our athletes get their rest.
AnimalMan Writes – “Great Pic Peter. SeatHogs.com welcomes Washington Post readers. Thanks for checking out the website. We’d love to get some pics from the DC Metro. For a link to the Washington Post front page article, CLICK HERE. Submit your images to seathogs@gmail.com.
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Rating: 9.2/10 (132 votes cast)
Tags: Ann Scott Tyson, DC Metro, Hong Kong, laguardia airport, new york, seat hog, seat hogs, seathog, Washington DC, Washington Post
Posted in Airports, Defiling Seats, In The Press, Lying/Sleeping on Seats, New York State | 6 Comments »
Tuesday, June 15th, 2010
SeatHog Forces Others To Get To The Back Of The Bus
Seathog Watcher Writes – “Taken on the N24 bus on Long Island, NY. Two Seats For the Price of One. There were a few empty seats at the time but there were more people running from the subway to catch the bus and as they got on they looked at the seat with the bag on it and went on further down the bus.”
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Rating: 8.6/10 (52 votes cast)
Tags: back of the bus, civil rights, equal rights, equality, front of the bus, get to the back of the bus, mta, n24, n24 bus, n24 schedule, photo, photo of rosa parks, photo rosa parks family, picture, refuse to move, rosa parks, rosa parks bus, rosa parks family, rosa parks nephew, rosa parks on bus, rosa parks son, seat hog, seat hogger, seat hogs
Posted in Bags/Belongings on Seats, Busses, Legroom/Armroom Hogs, New York City | 4 Comments »
Tuesday, June 8th, 2010
LR Writes – “Uptown 2. Sure, it wasn’t even 6.30 AM, and most people would have preferred to be in their beds but would have taken a hard plastic seat as an inadequate substitute… but these guys had to stretch out while other people stood and watched.”
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Rating: 9.4/10 (56 votes cast)
Tags: 2 line, 2 train, diagram, how to report a violation, manhatan, new york, nyc, report a violation, seat hog, seat hogs, subway, subway violation, uptown 2, violation on the subway, violation report
Posted in Legroom/Armroom Hogs, New York City, Trains/Subways | 3 Comments »
Tuesday, May 25th, 2010
These Two Most Likely Hog Parking Spots As Well
Christopher S. Writes – “I was trying to get a shot of the chick with the shiny silver Lady Gaga bag and pink Chuck Taylor’s. She walked onto this uptown 1 car and parked the crack of her considerable ass directly on the ridge between two seats. Can that feel good? Maybe it’s different for girls. With one cheek on yellow and one on orange – and I’ve gotta say, she did her best to fill them – she was ready for a game of butt Twister. No sooner was she in focus than the guy with the revoltingly filthy duffle bag flopped down onto the two spots next to her. Notice he didn’t go for the direct hit between seats, but the spread of his sexy gray acid-washed jeans bought him the real estate anyway.”
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Rating: 8.9/10 (36 votes cast)
Tags: Butt Twister, Chuck Taylor, Chuck Taylor's, Considerable Ass, hogging seats, Improper Spacing, Lady Gaga Bag, seat hogs, Seat Ridge, subway, uptown 1, Uptown 1 Train
Posted in Improper Spacing, Legroom/Armroom Hogs, New York City, Trains/Subways | No Comments »
