Posts Tagged ‘seathog’

SeatHogs Bible: Thou Shalt Not Share

Wednesday, September 8th, 2010
DC Metro Rider Fails Open Book Test On Subway Etiquette

DC Metro Rider Fails Open Book Test On Subway Etiquette


Red Line Red Writes – “Book Learnin’ Trumps Civility on the DC Red Line.

Taken during the morning rush-hour on DC’s Red Line. True to DC’s well-deserved title as the Narcissists’ Mecca, this seat hog is so eager to read the latest insider biography (or is that a Bible?) that she couldn’t be bothered to notice that the passenger standing beside her could use a seat more than her tote bag. (I would have taken another shot at the following stop, but the wall of people who had to stand around her and her bag was too dense.”

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Baby Toting Bus Brat Bullies In DC

Wednesday, July 28th, 2010
Even A Senior Citizen Felt Her Wrath

Even A Senior Citizen Felt Her Wrath


HogHater Writes – “When: Tuesday, July 20, 2010. Where: METRO Bus Washington, DC. This woman was a complete brat on the bus. Her tiny little baby bag took up the seat next to her and when someone came to sit down she yelled at him telling him that he bumped her elbow and continued to vent and rant even AFTER he apologized and left. After he left she placed her baby bag there and didn’t even BOTHER to move it after it fell on the senior lady sitting right next to her. Even on her way out she yelled at poor foreign women asking her to “move the f*** outta” her way and if she’d seen the baby she as carrying as if being a teenage mother was some sort of privilege and she deserved special rights.”
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“The Thinker” Ponders Her Unscrupulous Ways

Monday, July 26th, 2010
Deep In Thought, This Woman Realizes ... Nothing

Deep In Thought, This Woman Realizes ... Nothing


Francine T. Writes – “On the J to Bklyn Old lady sits right in the middle of the bench and looks the other way in avoidance of the others she is inconveniencing”
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SeatHog Smacks Self In Face For Bad Behavior

Saturday, July 24th, 2010
Rude SeatHogs Will Always Make You Ask Them To Move

Rude SeatHogs Will Always Make You Ask Them To Move


Photo Submitted By Stuart D.

AnimalMan Writes – “We often get comments complaining that one need only ask a SeatHog to move their bags or take their feet off of an empty seat in order to resolve the issue. These rude individuals are SeatHogs plain and simple. Anyone who hogs a seat requiring someone to ask them to move is breaking basic common sense courtesy and breaking the golden rule. All who support such SeatHogs are most likely guilty of the same behavior.”
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Papa Smurf Refuses To Move When Asked

Friday, July 23rd, 2010
Gargamel Would Be Proud

Gargamel Would Be Proud


Christopher S. Writes – “Bulky Old Papa Smurf Hog. Grandpa needed a whopping THREE seats to rest his mass on a packed downtown 1 train. I might have let it slide (respect your elder hogs, kids) but then a woman very politely said, “Excuse me,” and nodded to the two extra seats he was slopped over. Rather than move, he grumbled, “I’m getting off at the next stop.” AND THEN HE DIDN’T. Of course, in my effort to step back so I could get a full perspective shot, I smashed my bag into some guy’s face. So.”
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Selfish DC Woman Shamed By Metro Hero

Thursday, July 22nd, 2010
Bag Hog Kept In Check By Brazen Act Of Goodwill

Bag Hog Kept In Check By Brazen Act Of Goodwill


Justin K. Writes – “Here is my first one.. Photo taken at 4:45 pm.

Seathog in question put her bag on the seat to assure noone could sit next to her. Note gentleman forced to stand next to her.

She was on the train when I got on at McPherson Square. I think she got off when I did at Pentagon City stop.

I made sure she saw me take the pictures, because frankly, I LOVE pissing people off. Shortly after these were taken, she picked up her bags (3 stops later) and gave me the stink eye the rest of the ride. Like I had screwed up her whole commute by pointing out that people were standing with nowhere to sit.

It’s far more common on D.C. Metro than you would realize. I could get a lot more, but some of the folks have looked not so friendly.”
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Welcome Washington Post Readers

Monday, July 19th, 2010
SeatHog Sprawls Lacrosse Three Seats At Airport

SeatHog Sprawls Lacrosse Three Seats At Airport


Peter M. Writes – LaGuardia Airport. Another SRO occasion as we waited for a packed flight. Perhaps after a tough game of lacrosse, our hog had no problem taking a nap across three seats. But we don’t mind, right? As long as our athletes get their rest.

AnimalMan Writes – “Great Pic Peter. SeatHogs.com welcomes Washington Post readers. Thanks for checking out the website. We’d love to get some pics from the DC Metro. For a link to the Washington Post front page article, CLICK HERE. Submit your images to seathogs@gmail.com.
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Pink SeatHog Acts Looney On The Muni

Tuesday, July 6th, 2010
Pretty In Pink Princess Reclines On Her Imperial Thronechair

Pretty In Pink Princess Reclines On Her Imperial Thronechair


Ariel S. Writes – “Evening commute on SF Muni’s T-Line. Got enough room there for those hairy legs?”
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SeatHogs.com Editor’s Uncle Busted By Reader

Friday, June 25th, 2010
Another Clueless SeatHog Lounges Out In Front Of Subway Etiquette Poster

Another Clueless SeatHog Lounges Out In Front Of Subway Etiquette Poster


Sylvia O. Writes – “A rider oblivious to the fact that there are other passengers on the train. Taken on the busy F train on at 5:45 pm.”

AnimalMan Writes – “Well I’ll be damned – that’s my uncle.”
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Birthday Girl Celebrates By Hogging Seat

Monday, June 21st, 2010
Subway Woman Incubates Frozen Cake On Seat

Subway Woman Incubates Frozen Cake On Seat


Sullen Girl Writes – “CAKE BOX OVERWORKED AND TIRED…GETS DESIRED POLE SEAT ON RUSH HOUR 2 TRAIN. During evening rush on the 2 train, with assorted customers standing and looking for seats, this ladyhog gave up some precious real estate to her generic, 32-slice, C-Town birthday cake. Apparently, the 4-day-old icing was still frozen solid, necessitating her having to use her adjacent thigh and draped arm to warm it back to edible status. I hope they got the spelling right on top of the cake this year…it’s S-E-A-T-H-O-G.”
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